A BIG BIG JUICY PIECE OF MEAT

I HAVE BEEN A VEGETARIAN FOR NEARLY 6 MONTHS AND IT IS ONLY THIS WEEK HAVE I REALLY FANCIED MEET, UUUUUUUUUMMMHHH A BIG JUICY STEAK SANDWICH WITH MUSHROOMS AND SALAD AND CHIPS!!! WELL IT IS MY BIRTHDAY, OH BUT ALL THOSE LIL ANIMALS ;(