HELLO, HELLO, CAN I SPEAK TO BIGGIE...

FOR THE PAST MONTH OR SO I HAVE GONE FROM HAVING A 9YR OLD CONTRACT WITH ORANGE, YEAH ALTHOUGH I ENJOYED RECEIVING THEIR NICE LETTERS EVERY MONTH ASKING, WITHOUT FAIL FOR OVER ££££90, I HAD TO GIVE THEM THE BOOT AND TAKE TO THE STAGE WITH PAY AS YOU GO CARTEL! I NEVER REALISED HOW LIBERATING THIS WOULD FEEL!! ESPECIALLY AS ORANGE TRIED TO BRIBE ME WITH EVERY KINDA TOP OF THE RANGE FANCY BLACKBERRY, THEY EVEN TRIED TO FOB ME OFF WITH ONE YOU COULD WARM YA SAUSAGE ROLLS UP ON COMPLETE WITH 6866789787 FREE MINUTES, 9876897897 TEXTS AND UNLIMITED PORN DOWNLOADS. BUT I STUCK TO MY GUNS AND TOLD THEM WHERE TO SHOVE IT. SO I HAVE BEEN ROLLIN' WITH THE PAYG CRU AND IT WAS FEELING PRETTY GOOD!!! BACK IN CONTROL OF MY OWN STREET CRED(IT)!!
THAT WAS UNTIL MY PHONE DECIDED TO STOP WORKING!
I HAVE NOW DECIDED TO CONTINUE TO LIVE WITHOUT A MOBILE (WELL UNTIL I CAN AFFORD A NEW PHONE) AND MAKE THE MOST OF GOOD OLD BT AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL FREE EVENING AD WEEKEND CALLS! WELL I AM PAYING FOR IT AFTERALL.
SO9 HERE'S SOME BEAUTIES I AM TRYING TO CHOOSE FROM SO I CAN RINSE THEM LANDLINE CALLS... THE DUCK IS ACTUALLY LOOKING LIKE THE WINNER.