Saturday, 7 February 2009

HELLO, HELLO, CAN I SPEAK TO BIGGIE...

FOR THE PAST MONTH OR SO I HAVE GONE FROM HAVING A 9YR OLD CONTRACT WITH ORANGE, YEAH ALTHOUGH I ENJOYED RECEIVING THEIR NICE LETTERS EVERY MONTH ASKING, WITHOUT FAIL FOR OVER ££££90, I HAD TO GIVE THEM THE BOOT AND TAKE TO THE STAGE WITH PAY AS YOU GO CARTEL! I NEVER REALISED HOW LIBERATING THIS WOULD FEEL!! ESPECIALLY AS ORANGE TRIED TO BRIBE ME WITH EVERY KINDA TOP OF THE RANGE FANCY BLACKBERRY, THEY EVEN TRIED TO FOB ME OFF WITH ONE YOU COULD WARM YA SAUSAGE ROLLS UP ON COMPLETE WITH 6866789787 FREE MINUTES, 9876897897 TEXTS AND UNLIMITED PORN DOWNLOADS. BUT I STUCK TO MY GUNS AND TOLD THEM WHERE TO SHOVE IT. SO I HAVE BEEN ROLLIN' WITH THE PAYG CRU AND IT WAS FEELING PRETTY GOOD!!! BACK IN CONTROL OF MY OWN STREET CRED(IT)!!
THAT WAS UNTIL MY PHONE DECIDED TO STOP WORKING!
I HAVE NOW DECIDED TO CONTINUE TO LIVE WITHOUT A MOBILE (WELL UNTIL I CAN AFFORD A NEW PHONE) AND MAKE THE MOST OF GOOD OLD BT AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL FREE EVENING AD WEEKEND CALLS! WELL I AM PAYING FOR IT AFTERALL.
SO9 HERE'S SOME BEAUTIES I AM TRYING TO CHOOSE FROM SO I CAN RINSE THEM LANDLINE CALLS... THE DUCK IS ACTUALLY LOOKING LIKE THE WINNER.

















Tuesday, 3 February 2009

CRANK UP THE CRACKED OUT























I WENT TO FORWARD AT PLASTIC PEOPLE LAST SUNDAY!!! WHICH TO MY LIKING TURNED OUT TO BE A NIGHT OF OLD SCHOOL UKG RATHER THAN DARK AND DIRTY WOBBLERS!! THAT WAS UNTIL THE "YOUNGSTA" HIMSELF GOT BEHIND THE WHEELS OF STEELS!!! HE PLAYED SOME DARK TUNES WHICH MADE ME MOVE CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE SPEAKER AT THE THE BACK OF THE ROOM! YOU KNOW THE ONE I AM TALKING ABOUT!! UNTIL I WAS ACTUALLY SAT INSIDE IT!! YEAH IT WAS DEFINATELY A GOOD NIGHT, UNFORTUNATELY I FORGOT MY CAMERA.
BUT ONE THING THAT DID BOTHER ME WAS THE FACT THAT YOUNGSTA LOOKED SO BLOODY ILL!!! YEAH I KNOW ITS ALL WELL AND GOOD BEING DEDICATED TO THE MUSIC, BUT DON'T FORGET TO EAT LOVE!!! YOU GOT TO MUCH TALENT TO WASTE!!!



































HERE IS AN INTERVIEW WITH THE MAN HIMSELF...
MEET DJ'S SCRATCHA AND YOUNGSTA

Power your day with the Scratcha breakfast and Youngsta's eternal youth.

Scratcha is famous for his mouth. That's why we decided to give him a breakfast show. And he has lived up to his words; he even once got man to eat a slug so that he could MC live for us. You probably know some of the tunes he makes as DVA, including grimey 'Keep Up' and funky 'I'm Leaving'. Enter interview

Don't you mind getting up early? Not at all. Do you know what the response the show gets that's what makes me get up!

Are there loads of people on the msn and stuff? Ah love it love it love it. It's nang, people have a different attitude in the morning. Some people are grumpy in the morning but the people who come on there it's just vibes. In the morning it's like all different types of people, they'll be telling me what they eat for breakfast, everything.

8-11 every day is quite a lot of work? Yeah man but I love radio init!

So you grew up with it? I grew up listening to Rinse. When I got to like 15, I was arguing with my mate from school at the bus stop about 'you got my tapedeck', 'nah you stole my tape', and there was this guy at the bustop and he was like 'you into music yeah?', and he gave me his number. That guy happened to be back in the day the owner of Rinse FM. That's when I started listening to Wiley, Target It's mad I speak to them now, they were all on there then, it's like they never got old or something!

Did they sound really different then? Do you know what I played 'Know We' the other day and Wiley sounded like a baby on that tune! He sounded like a baby!

So why do you talk so much? I dunno! The other day I had an 8 year old on the show. He was nang! I just brought him on, it was the school holidays, so we had a good chat about school. People loved that show. It was wicked, things you remember from the playground and that. So much stuff has happened on that breakfast show you wouldn't believe(We had to cut this bit because he talked so much) I done way too much, shit that's got me in trouble.

What has got you in trouble? Oh I open my mouth too quick. If someone tells me something, I'm one of those people that you gotta say 'this is a secret'.

If someone says it's a secret will you keep it a secret? Of course! Standard. I'm good at keeping secrets you just gotta tell me first!

What do you think about everyone's trying to do the raviest tune at the moment? I see that as a good thing, I've not really been known for making them kind of beats, I've always been more making music, but I got one at the moment called 'Nasty Nasty Nasty' that's kicking up the dancefloor. People need to keep them beats coming. Grime is dance music innit! I know there's that relationship with like grungers and grime right now, that Shoreditchy thing, the CDs leaning towards that market. I don't know enough about that, I just wanna wear tight pink trousers. That's all I wanna do! Trust me, I just wanna wear tight pink trousers!

Youngsta got his name because he started DJing as a little yout. One of the handful of DJs playing dubstep on Rinse when it was still a niche, he is also witnessing the genre his name is associated with spreading out to unforeseen audiences

When did you start playing on Rinse? Do you know what I can't actually remember, there must be some information about it that's true but I don't actually know. I think I was about 20.

So does that mean you were one of the first people playing dubstep on there? That's right, me Hatcha and Kode 9.

So were you getting a lot of feedback then as well? It was at the time when it had a good little cult following, a niche following but still a strong one. So it was a good little time, we were introducing it to the airwaves a lot more, it was a good thing for dubstep and a good thing for Rinse. But then it's been the last two years that's been massive.

Is there a particular point where you thought 'it's really taken off now'? Last year. The bookings were just silly. I knew it was going to, from early early.

You must have seen your audiences change a lot! Yeah - back in the day at FWD I'd be the youngest person in there, it would be full of like 30 year olds and that. It wasn't an automatic raving thing, you could get down to it, but basically in the early days dubstep was older. And the sound has totally changed, and there are a lot more younger people into it now, which is good cos it's gonna grow. And obviously the sound has totally changed from resembling garage to not resembling garage at all.

What about those two-steppy sounds that are about at the moment? It's just a phase we're going through. Music goes round in a big circle and it keeps going round and repeating itself in different ways. For all the people that's been in it from day one it's like hearing early Horsepower stuff or El-B, when it was being born out of garage. Early dubstep sounded like the two-step stuff that's about now, more dark and deep and bass lead. Whereas other styles of dubstep sound nothing like garage. So I'm in it, stuff like Martyn and TRG, it's cool. Everyone's going mad about that now - they'll be bored of it next year and going back to minimal half-sounds.

You've got a reputation for you technical skills as a DJ Really?

Didn't you know that?!?! Honestly, I don't go on the internet at all. I know I'm good, but if I'm not good by now I might as well give up!

Yeah but you're one of the most technical DJs in dubstep. Yeah I know what you mean, but basically I play what I like and I don't just play tunes cos they're gonna smash it.

But you do really technical stuff when you're playing as well! Well I like to think that I ain't just playing the records! I'm mixing them up and I'm entertaining, not just with what I'm playing but how I do it. That's what I do. There's certain DJs that play great tunes, that might not be that technical.

Have you always just been really into that side of it? Yeah do you know what it is, that's just how I think records should be mixed. Whether you wanna call it technical or not if you wanna mix records that's how it should be done. There's a lot of people who ain't even about mixing no more, with all the technology that's out there, keeping two 1210s a lot of people are using CDs and Ableton or whatever, and I feel if you're mixing music that's the way you should do it.

So are you sticking to vinyl now? Yeah vinyl or dubs. For the moment.

I once heard you beat-juggled dubstep at FWD. Yeah. It ain't DMC style, it's doing something that they would do but nowhere near as complex. Whether you're gonna do a quick beat-juggle or do a tease, tease an anthem in and out, it makes things a little bit more interesting. Going back to what you said about being technical or not, at the end of the day, people are still there to dance and have a good time

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!



Monday, 2 February 2009

NETTO IS GHETTO

IF THERE IS ANY REASON TO MOVE TO PECKHAM IT HAS TO BE NETTO!!!!
THE COOLEST SUPERMARKET WITH THE BEST LOGO EVER!!!





WHAT DOES IKEA, BENGA AND KATE MOSS ALL HAVE IN COMMON?

NAH ITS NOT THE FACT THAT WE ALL HAVE A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, OR THEY ARE ALL A LIL EXCESSIVE NOW AND AGAIN WHETHER ITS WITH CHIPBOARD, CLASS A'S OR BASS. ITS THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ALL HAVE A HOME IN CROYDON! YEP I HEAR YOU SAY IT "URH CROYDON WHAT A DUMP!"
BUT WHEN I THINK OF CROYDON I THINK OF THE BUILDINGS AND THE ARCITECTURE. I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO MENTION THIS FOR SOME TIME NOW, BUT KEEP FORGETTING. THAT IS UNTIL I HEARD VENESSA FELTZ HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE PLACE ON LBC THE OTHER MORNING.
ANYWAYS I AM SHATTERED, SO I AM JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU WHY I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS PLACE!!!






one of my favourite places in London


I LOVED THIS PLACE SO MUCH!!!
STARBUCKS WILL NEVER QUITE CUT IT
FUCK WHATS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!!
X

HOW COOL!!!! HOW PROUD!!!


I WAS HERE FOR A BIT AND NOW I AM GONE

I HAVE PUT A COUPLE OF THINGS UP BUT AFTER A DAY IN THE SNOW I AM PRETTY SHATTERED SO CHECK OUT BELOW AND

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

I DONT USUALLY STICK TO ANY KINDA TABLET TAKING! BUT I HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD WITH THESE BABIES! WELL AFTER THE BATTERING I HAVE GIVEN MYSELF OVER THE YEARS I HAVE HAD NO CHOICE!




THEY SEEM TO BE WORKING PRETTY NICELY!!!
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TUNE IN!

ONE OF THE BEST REASONS TO LIVE IN LONDON!!!!
87.7 Uks Finest
87.7 Hightz FM
87.7 Desire FM
87.9 Shine FM
88.1 Frequency FM
88.2 Rude FM
88.4 Centreforce FM
88.6 House FM
88.7 Sunrise FM
89.4 Sweet FM
89.6 Deep FM
90.2 Point blank FM
90.8 Charge
91.6 Lightning FM
91.8 Passion FM
92.4 De ja vu
92.7 Freeze FM
92.8 Klash FM
92.9 Klimax FM
92.9 Don FM
93.8 Vibes FM
94.0 Touch FM
94.3 Obsession FM
94.6 Kool FM
95.1 Origin FM
95.6 Fresh FM
97.8 Cyndicut FM
98.3 Rise One
99.2 Dream uk
100.0 Kiss FM (ex pirate)
100.2 True FM
100.4 Rinse FM
100.8 Mixology FM
101.3 Juice FM
101.3 Eruption FM
101.4 Telford Town Radio
102.0 Chillin FM
103.0 Ice Cold Radio
104.7 Sub jam FM
106.6 Passion Radio Bristol
106.5 Force FM
108.8 Unknown FM

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER HEAR MYSELF SAY THIS

BUT HOW COOL DOES THE FORD CORTINA NOW LOOK? MY DAD HAD ONE OF THESE AND BEFORE EVEN PULLING AWAY FROM THE PAVEMENT HE AD TO PUT A HAIRDRYER UNDER THE BONNET UNDER A FLANNEL BLANKET TO WARM UP THE ENGINE!!!
THIS WORKED A TREAT UNTIL ONE DAY, HE WAS TAKING MY SISTER TO WORK UP THE VALLEYS AND FLAMES STARTED TO APPEAR FROM THE BONNET, OH THE JOYS OF THE MINERS STRIKE!!!





THIS IS SICK N SLICK N MAYBE SHIT

AS YOU ALL KNOW I TEND TO HAVE PRETTY DODGY TASTE NOW AND AGAIN, AND CANT RESIST A RUDE BWOY!!! THIS IS PRETTY BAD!!!
BUT I CANT HELP BUT LIKE THIS DISNEY INSPIRED NEW ERA DESIGNED BY GRAF ARTIST SLICK.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO PERSUADE HIM! HE JUST WONT WEAR IT! DAMN!



our world really is STUFFED

ONE GOOD THING ABOUT WINTER IS...

AN EXCUSE TO EAT HEARTY FISH AND CHIPS WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY!!!




SOMETIMES WE ALL NEED A LIL REMINDING




I WANNA SEE BEIRUT!!!

BUT ALL THE TICKETS HAVE GONE!!!
NO I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT EASY JET. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE WORK OF AN AMBITIOUS YOUNGSTER NAMED ZACH CONDON

Friday 8 May 2009
The Forum
9-17 Highgate Road, Kentish Town
London NW5 1JY
United Kingdom


















Finding out about Beirut was one of the best things to happen to me (musically) in 2007. When I first heard their EP "Lon Gisland", I quickly proceeded to dig back in the past works by this fascinating act.

Beirut blends a lo-fi sound not unlike a group of East European gipsies with a folk feel like Sufjan Stevens with leader Zach Condon's voice coming across much like David Byrne. The result is an exquisite and upbeat album that makes your heart pound with excitement making you want to jump, clap and laugh, with "Postcards From Italy" being one of the highlights.

Thinking that this was Beirut's debut album just blows me away. If you like it, by all means pick up "Lon Gisland".



IF ANYONE CAN BLAG A TICKET OR HAS BOUGHT ONE AND NO LONGER WANTS TO GO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ;)
THIS GUT IS A HERO!!!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW HIM, HAVE A LISTEN ITS WORTH IT!

WOW WHAT WOMEN


FORGET BEYONCE, GIRLS ALOUD AND THE BLOODY STAURDAYS LISTEN TO THESE LADIES DO THEY THANG, AND THERE IS NO THONG, BOOB JOB OR LIPOSUCTION ANYWHERE TO BE SEEN!!!!!
JULIA LEE



Memphis Minnie