Thursday 30 April 2009

ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS...








MATTHEW STONE HAS A EXHIBITION TOMORROW NIGHT!!
Geeee'z it is definately a busy weekend!

SALT AND PEPPER MUST HAVE!!!!



































This is for you Miss Wah!! Get bidding now only 50 mins 4 secs left

DO BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN



















Geeeee'z just logged onto my Myspace its been sooooo long since i been on there.
It is all techy and stuff now ;( Not sure i like it.
I just realised that I was a blonde back in the Myspace days, obviously still busting them yellow slacks. Some things never change. Wow time flies!!!

BOB AND I DO THE CHALLENGE


















The stupidest marketing ploy ever!!!
THE EVIAN CHALLENGE, drink a bottle a day for 14 days and feel great!


















PRETTY BLOODY OBVIOUS, but hey its a kinda push to make you do it. Well it works for me, even if the water is outta my own filter, I am day 3 now and feeling excellent already! WOW water is really good for you hey! Whats bloody new???

Wednesday 29 April 2009

MY FIRST EVER RECORD

UMMMHHH I HEAR THE GYM CALLING

The yoga supergran who can still assume the lotus position... at the age of 83

This is just mental!!! I had my bag packed to head to SH gym to today, but after a day in the studio staring at the screen, all i wanted to do was get home, put some cleans bedding on, have a bath and chilllll.
Yeah i am a lazy bitch your right, and my body does seem to be getting a bit softer around the edges. But after seeing this it made me realise if i am going to conquer all my wonderful dreams I need alot of years to do so. So maybe this is my answer to a longer life...















Yoga instructor Bette Calman may be 83, but she's still bending over backwards to spread the benefits of the ancient Indian discipline.

The nimble grandmother can really pull some shapes and with her set hair and pearl earrings she looks as glamorous as Greta Garbo in a pink jumpsuit.

With 40 years of teaching under her belt, the Australian wonder is living proof that a lifetime's dedication to yoga will keep you flexible as a rubber band.






















While others her age complain about aches and pains, Mrs Calman focuses on getting tough balancing manoeuvres right.

Mrs Calman from Williamstown, southeast Australia, can do all the difficult moves including the agonising 'peacock' where the body is held in a horizontal position by the strength of the arms alone.

The bendy granny can also pull off a tricky raised 'lotus', 'bridge' and a headstand with ease.

She can also put her head between her knees and hold her ankles putting her inflexible grandchildren to shame.














I'm proof that if you keep at it, you'll get there. I can do more now than I could 50 years ago,' Mrs Calman said.

So when will she give it up?

'You're never too old. The body is a remarkable instrument.

'It can stretch and stretch, and get better all the time. Forget age,' said Mrs Calman, the author of three yoga books including one called Yoga for Arthritis.

'Even a basic posture, or just going to a window and breathing deeply, can have big benefits.'

It's that spirit that has made Mrs Calman a legend.

She was a pioneer of the regime in Australia in the 1950s, ran yoga centres for 33 years and made regular TV appearances in the 70s.
She thought she would take it easy in Melbourne, but was drawn back to teaching as yoga interest grew.

'I came here to retire, but my daughter, Susie, who's also a teacher, kept being pestered for fill-in teachers at her health centre. That was eight years ago,' she said.






















Mrs Calman teaches up to 11 classes a week with no sign of stopping and she keeps the 'corpse' posture strictly for her classes.

'Yoga keeps you young,' she said.

'Never have I gone to a yoga class and wished I was somewhere else, because I know I'm going to come out feeling on the top of the world. There'll always be yoga.'

IN BED WITH...


















Well if i cannot be in bed with C.U.B there is only one other alternative I can rely on and that's BOB, sweet dreams x

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!























Mother F-ing insane! I think he's better than that other guy who was so popular for a while. Look at this site. Check out the lava one. http://www.metanamorph.com

I Cannot believe this actually exists

Brooklyn Superhero Supply, where you can buy all sorts of superhero supplies such as grappling hooks, bottles of chaos and gravity, capes, invisibility paint, jars of anti-matter, secret identity kits, deflector braclets and more... handy aye??? Who needs a Spar when you have this on ya doorstep.





ANOTHER BADBOY DATE FOR THAT CALENDER
























Deviation Session 18 - Weds 6th May 2009


Don't forget MARTYN is the man of the moment!!!
If you don't know him, you better get you batties down to Gramophone and get to know him!!!
I promise you wont be disappointed!!

BANK HOLIDAY CARBOOT SPECIAL

Croydon's Biggest With Funfair & Car Boot Sale

Croydon
Addington Park, Gravel Hill, Addington, Croydon, Greater London, CR0 5AQ
How to find it: Click here to see a map of the immediate area
Regular/One-off: Regular
Held on: Bank Holiday 4th May 2009
From: 4th May - Annual Event 8am-3p
To:
Seller start time: 07.00am
Buyers arrive from: 08.00am
Seller pitch fee: £12 Cars - £18 Van/Trailers
Buyer entry fee: Donation to Hospital Radio Charity
Refreshments available? : Yes
Toilets on site? : Yes
Croydon's Biggest With Funfair & car boot sales in Greater London
Operators name: Radio Mayday Contact Tel: 020 8689 9200 Contact Email: dcturton@gmail.com
Website: www.radiomayday.co.uk
Additional Information: The big one! 27th year of this event, croydons biggest and from 8am-3pm the longest. funfair, face painting, car park on site, tram/bus terminal next to park. chalk base park, very good drainage!

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS TUNE

FLASH FROM THE PAST!!!

Oooooh my god i just had a flash back!!!!
SODASTREAM!!!
We all had one, even in the Valleyz when there were Miners strikes going on outside my front door. Nothing stopped the Soda Stream getting in!
I only just realised when I googled "Soda Stream" how coooool the logo is!
"get bizzy with the fizzy" Dust those gas bottles off! Soda Stream is on its way back!!! You heard it here first x




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www.wah-magazine.com
I have put some new tunes on there
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ZURICH HERE I COME!!!!







































And 1st class bingo!!!

FEELING GREY




















It is not very often I leave the house without at least one item of black clothing
But today is all about grey and white!!!

THUG LOVE























If you know me, you know i am a fan of Mr Dyer, and I am always taking the micky outta Greek calling him Danni, as he does the best impression without even trying!!! So when I just got this email I thought it was hilarious!!! So did the Greek!!!

FOR SOME REASON SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF....























ME!

I know these guys arent new news, but i still love them for what they do!!!
Ari Versluis and Ellie Uyttenbroek have spent the past fourteen years documenting the striking dress codes of various social groups from skinheads to gangs. Exactitudes is a humorous photographic look at the way in which we distinguish ourselves from others yet still remain part of a group identity.












































And you thought you were standing out in your new limited edition yellow washed, rare antique Argentinian leather Brogues??
I’m sure the guy downstairs has a pair??

PART OF MY NEW PROJECT



















THE CONCEPT HAS BEEN APPROVED!!!!
Here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THIS

Tuesday 28 April 2009

CAN'T MISS THIS ONE!!!!























And it is free, so no excuses!!!!

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photo by Bert Stern for Vogue 1967

TODAY I WANT...

Monday 27 April 2009

WEDDING BELLS AND SEA SHELLS

One of my oldest bestest friends from the Valleyz of Abertillery is tying the knot in 4 weeks. I cannot wait!!!!!

It is weird as it only seems like yesterday that we were 12 years old, wearing our Doctor Martins, tye dying every single item of clothing in our wardobes including our knickers, and memorising all the lyrics to Levelling The Land album by the Levellers, whilst getting brainwashed by born again christians from Pensilvania! Who said nothing happens in the valleys aye??

















They are most definatley the hippest hoppest couple in THE PRETTY SHITTY CITY that is Swansea and I am soooo excited to see Miss Welsh Cake walk down that isle and of course the party is definately going to be one to remember!!!!

















As you can see Kate has used her creative art school teacher talents with this amazing invite. I have definitely got some competition!! You go lady x

X X SOME BIRTHDAY DRINKS WITH SOME FRIENDS X X







FRIDAY NIGHT I WENT TO A CIVILISED BBQ AND...

IT ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE THIS...





Scientists have found evidence to suggest that binge drinkers' memories of their nights out are biased towards the good parts, thereby making it easier to go through it all again.
GOD I LOVE BEING WELSH!!!